The Cenral FL auto show SUCKS

The annual Central FL Auto Show came to town this week, and its level of suck grew a this year.  There were quite a few car manufacturers that apparently said "I ain't brinin' mah shit to yo' shit!!"  Nissan, Jaguar, Audi gave us the middle finger apparently.

Many of the ones that did show up just mailed it in.  Mini comes to mind.  Does Mini do ANYTHING for next year's car?  I imagine they spend 8 minutes discussing new color options for the next year and voila... 2010 Mini's are done baby!

There was a section of the car show with some custom exotics on display, but that section was the suckiest bunch of suck that ever did suck!  All the cars were roped off in one section and you couldn't even walk within 5 feet of them.  WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT?  We mustn't disturb the delicate genius that is this Lamborghini Diablo!  Watch in awe from afar bitches!

It wasn't all suck though.

Lexus' display was pretty nice as they showed off their new hard top convertible IS C10.

There was a pretty nice muscle car display.  

Ford didn't bring that same old chrome concept car they've been bringing the last 2-3 years. Although for some reason, they didn't bring the new GT500.  Why? 

I got to see a ZR-1 up close, but the bitch was locked, which prevented my $121,000 get away from the rest of the suck.  The awesomeocity of the ZR-1 CANNOT be overstated.

Chevrolet also had a Stingray concept at the show.  This car was like one of those girls you see at the club that looks bangin' from across the room, but just when you're about to do what stalkers do to their prey, you discover her membership to Butterfaces of America (BOA). 

While waiting for my wife to come out of the crapper, I heard a passing couple's conversation about the show...

She: "Glad we didn't pay fer dat.  I woulda been mad."
He: "Gets lamer every year.  I still like comin' though."

In retrospect, I'm not sure if he was talking about the auto show or something else.