My Vikings SUCK

So its December, which must mean that its suck-time for my Vikes.  We've lost 2 out of 3 so far, and both losses were in horrifically-embarrassing fashion. 

Yeah, we'll be in the playoffs, but right now, I don't feel too good about our chances.  That's the thing about the NFL though.  One loss and the sky is falling.  One win and things are back to normal.  Its kinda screwy like that, and the way it plays with your emotions is the worst part. 

If anyone wants to make me feel better, I accept PayPal.  I ain't bullshittin'. 

Nothing Sucks???

Of course I didn't forget about the blog.  Its just that...

well...

uh...

I don't have too much to complain about right now???

I know, it makes about as much sense as the picture above right? 

For anyone that knows me, I'm a complainin' motha fucka!  I know it! Its ok.  I'm at peace with that. 

And actually, the outcome of the Vikings game last Sunday night sucked yak balls, and the injury to EJ Henderson was horrible, but I'm not gonna spend too much time whining about that here.  I mean, what do you think I do, spend all day thinking of shit to post on this suck ass blog? 

So anywho, suck on this.  You stay classy Jersey. 

The Washington Redskins SUCK

Well, I don't know quite what to say about this one. 

I'm not a linguologist, but there's a word that describes a team that has everything going in their favor but fails to deliver the knockout blow...

...CHOKERS.

You don't even have to follow football to know what choking is. 

The Redskins had the undefeated Saints on the ropes LATE in the 4th quarter and choked the game away in unbelievable fashion.  I'm not gonna go into details about why I need the Saints to lose.  Any up-to-date NFL fan knows the sitch. 

I don't even wanna begin to think about what Skins fans are feeling right about now.  Their season was in the shitter anyway so they're probably all passed out drunk right now.  That's right babies, happy juice make pain go bye bye. 

The media age we live in kinda sucks

There may or may not be a message here.  Don't think about it too much.  Just remember that I'm the victim here!

If you haven't been hanging out with Bud the CHUD, you're probably familiar with the Tiger Woods bit.  At first, this story was distant and insignificant to me, like death.  But now, its everywhere, and it got me... ME!  (I know, I couldn't believe it either, right?)  And I hate that I let myself get sucked into it.

I think I got sucked in b/c this story started to take up valuable talk time on sports talk radio that would've normally been used discussing more important things, like the NFL.  Its not really a sports story, it just involves a popular sports figure.  But since I'm too lazy to often change to a non-sports channel, I indulged. 

And that's part of what I hate about the media age we live in. 

Toss aside the fact that the media sucked on this one until Tiger decided to cut a vein and give them a few drops to pacify their vampire whore mouths, its the fact that stories like this have become lead stories on the local news or front page material in the newspaper...and taken up valuable airspace on my all-important sports talk shows!

To a lesser extent, Terrell Owens/Pac Man Jones shenanigans has gotten far more media attention than it should've in recent years.  And every time, I can't help but wonder if there aren't more substantive things that should be covered?  Like the Iraq bit, bastard moles that dig up my backyard, or how great it'll be when the Saints lose?

I don't think there's an "answer" to solve my "problem" with this, but if a meteor the size of the moon lightly grazed our planet, it would be a start.

The New England Patriots SUCK

Usually, on the big stages, Bill Belli-cheat and Tom Brady Fady usually rise to the occasion and pull out a win that makes the rest of the NFL hate them.  Last night, they couldn't even beat one little undefeated team!  Not only, that, but they gave up with 5 minutes left in the game by pulling Fady/Moss?  SUCK, SUCK, THEN QUIT!??

If you're a Vikings fan, you'll know what this is about.  If not, this is a good time for you to learn football.  Patriots = SUCK.  That's all you really need to know right now.