Things suck

Houses suck...
Cars suck...
Money suck... (plural, not singular)

...

When you don't have it now, amirite?

Think about it.  When you "have", shit is great, but when you don't, these things SUCK because they won't just fucking come to you.  I dunno, maybe I'm better off learning to follow the ways of Buddha and just not giving a fuck about about "worldly" things, right?

Fuck that.  

Being the externally motivated mothafucker that I am, that bullshit doesn't work.  Sure I could probably learn to curb the desire for "things", but its not natural.  Its natural for humans to "want" shit.  Think about it... you've "wanted" something ever since you were a stupid baby.  

Its who we are/become that manages how we deal with that desire.

If you are so moved, that you "want" to send me "monies" (plural, not singular) in exchange for more existential wisdom, contact me here.  Remember, your money will only burden you in this life.  Let me carry it for you.