THIS... sucks

I'm a good person.  I have a good soul.  I'm not the type to make fun of what people can afford to drive. 

However...

If you have, what rich types call, "expendable income"... and you willingly choose to do this type of shit to your car (like this guy), all bets are off. 

Things that are wrong with this car:

shitty ass wing...
shitty ass body kit...
shitty ass exhaust...
shitty ass light thingy between the brake lights...
SHITTY ASS WING!
SHITTY ASS WING!
SHITTY ASS WING!

Know what could make this car any shittier???

NOTHING!  

That's right, there's nothing more you could do to further en-shitenfy this car. 

My god in heaven, is that wing big enough???  What the FUCK was he thinking? 

"Uh, yeah, I, uh, want a futuristic coffee table on mah shit!" 

That car cannot go 300+ mph... which is the minimum speed he would have to go in order for that wing to actually be functional.  Top speed on that shitbox has got to be 92mph.  It might go faster, but the wing and the body shit (not kit) weigh it down. 

How many of these shit-mobiles do you see every week?  Unless you live in the country, I'll bet you see a few dozen on a weekly basis.  When you see one of these, snap a picture of it and send it to me.  I will post your shit with awesome commentary, unless you provide your own...

...but don't, its my blog. 

See, I told you I'm a good person.  :-D